[KyOSS Discuss] Know your system administrator: a field guide

Barton Chittenden bartonski at gmail.com
Thu May 10 13:24:03 EDT 2012


Ah, there it is...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/06/02/the_bastard_range_of_wearable/

On Thu, May 10, 2012 at 1:09 PM, Barton Chittenden <bartonski at gmail.com>wrote:

> There was a BOFH where the boss asks about wearable computers (probably
> 2003 or 2004) which left me in stitches. I'll see if I can't dig it up.
> On May 10, 2012 9:57 AM, "Pat McCarthy" <pmccarthy at humana.com> wrote:
>
>>  I feel more of a kinship with BofH…..****
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> *Patrick McCarthy*
>>
>> * *
>>
>> *T** *502.476.9878****
>>
>> *C* 502.939.1756****
>>
>> pmccarthy at humana.com****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> *From:* kyoss-discuss-bounces at kyoss.org [mailto:
>> kyoss-discuss-bounces at kyoss.org] *On Behalf Of *alan blount
>> *Sent:* Thursday, May 10, 2012 9:42 AM
>> *To:* The Kentucky Open Source Society Discussion List
>> *Subject:* Re: [KyOSS Discuss] Know your system administrator: a field
>> guide****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> I'm a thug, I suppose... but just barely... not quite invested enough to
>> claim it though... maybe a part-time-thug.****
>>
>> On Thu, May 10, 2012 at 9:28 AM, Jeff Squyres <jeff at squyres.com> wrote:**
>> **
>>
>> "Poor network response / Maniac: Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable
>> from wall and waits for connections to time out."****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> That will keep me laughing for days. :-)****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> On Thu, May 10, 2012 at 9:21 AM, Barton Chittenden <bartonski at gmail.com>
>> wrote:****
>>
>> I thought that the idiot's use of compress for all ills was pretty
>> hilarious. I don't know if that makes me an idiot or not.****
>>
>> On Thu, May 10, 2012 at 9:10 AM, Jeff Squyres <jeff at squyres.com> wrote:**
>> **
>>
>>  BTW -- spot poll: which type of sys admin do you associate with the
>> most?  (i.e., which type did you laugh at the hardest?)****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> I'm apparently a Maniac.  :-)****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> On Thu, May 10, 2012 at 6:30 AM, Jeff Squyres <jeff at squyres.com> wrote:**
>> **
>>
>> Per some discussion last night, here's one of my favorite old usenet
>> posts...****
>>
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>> ------------****
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>> KNOW YOUR UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR-- A FIELD GUIDE****
>>
>> ** **
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>> ** **
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>> ** **
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>> There are four major species of Unix sysad:****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> 1) The TECHNICAL THUG.  Usually a systems programmer who has been****
>>
>> forced into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the***
>> *
>>
>> Bourne shell, sed, C, awk, perl, and APL.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> 2) The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST.  Usually a retentive drone (or rarely,****
>>
>> a harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system****
>>
>> administration.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> 3) The MANIAC.  Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither****
>>
>> the Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer****
>>
>> espionage.  Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches****
>>
>> major competitors with indesp schemes.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> 4) The IDIOT.  Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer****
>>
>> selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins,****
>>
>> morphodites, and old COBOL programmers.****
>>
>> ** **
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>> ** **
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>> ** **
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>> HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR: ****
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>> ** **
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>> ---------------- SITUATION: Low disk space. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk****
>>
>> usage, maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk***
>> *
>>
>> usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users who are****
>>
>> more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to the****
>>
>> offending parties.  Places script in cron.  Disk usage does not****
>>
>> change, since disk-hogs, by nature, either ignore script-generated****
>>
>> mail, or file it away in triplicate.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts disk usage policy in motd.  Uses****
>>
>> disk quotas.  Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work.****
>>
>> Locks accounts that go over quota.  ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC:****
>>
>> # cd /home****
>>
>> # rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`; ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # cd /home****
>>
>> # cat `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{ printf "%s/*\n", $2}'` |
>> compress****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Excessive CPU usage. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor****
>>
>> processes, maintain a database of CPU usage, identify processes more****
>>
>> than a standard deviation over the norm, and renice offending****
>>
>> processes.  Places script in cron.  Ends up renicing the production****
>>
>> database into oblivion, bringing operations to a grinding halt, much****
>>
>> to the delight of the xtrek freaks.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts CPU usage policy in motd.  Uses****
>>
>> CPU quotas.  Locks accounts that go over quota.  Allows no exceptions,***
>> *
>>
>> thus crippling development work, much to the delight of the xtrek****
>>
>> freaks.****
>>
>>  ****
>>
>> MANIAC:****
>>
>> # kill -9 `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9  | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # compress -f `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9  | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`
>> ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: New account creation. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Writes perl script that creates home****
>>
>> directory, copies in incomprehensible default environment, and places****
>>
>> entries in /etc/passwd, /etc/shadow, and /etc/group.  (By hand, NOT****
>>
>> with passmgmt.) Slaps on setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to****
>>
>> handle new accounts.  Usually, said secretary is still dithering over****
>>
>> the difference between 'enter' and 'return'; and so, no new accounts****
>>
>> are ever created.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts new account policy in motd.****
>>
>> Since people without accounts cannot read the motd, nobody ever****
>>
>> fulfills the bureaucratic requirements; and so, no new accounts are****
>>
>> ever created.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: "If you're too stupid to break in and create your own****
>>
>> account, I don't want you on the system.  We've got too many goddamn****
>>
>> sh*t-for-brains a**holes on this box anyway."****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: ****
>>
>> # cd /home; mkdir "Bob's home directory"****
>>
>> # echo "Bob Simon:gandalf:0:0::/dev/tty:compress -f" > /etc/passwd****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Root disk fails. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Repairs drive.  Usually is able to repair****
>>
>> filesystem from boot monitor.  Failing that, front-panel toggles****
>>
>> microkernel in and starts script on neighboring machine to load binary***
>> *
>>
>> boot code into broken machine, reformat and reinstall OS.  Lets it run***
>> *
>>
>> over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing.  ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Begins investigation to determine who****
>>
>> broke the drive.  Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified****
>>
>> and charged for the equipment.  ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM: Rips drive from system, uses****
>>
>> sledgehammer to smash same to flinders.  Calls manufacturer, threatens***
>> *
>>
>> pets.  Abuses field engineer while they put in a new drive and****
>>
>> reinstall the OS.****
>>
>> MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM: Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen****
>>
>> hammer to smash same to flinders.  Calls Requisitions, threatens pets.***
>> *
>>
>> Abuses bystanders while putting in new drive and reinstalling OS.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Doesn't notice anything wrong.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Poor network response. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Writes scripts to monitor network, then****
>>
>> rewires entire machine room, improving response time by 2%.  Shrugs****
>>
>> shoulders, says, "I've done all I can do," and goes mountain climbing.***
>> *
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts network usage policy in motd.****
>>
>> Calls up Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever answers for network****
>>
>> quotas.  Tries to get xtrek freaks fired.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and****
>>
>> waits for connections to time out.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # compress -f /dev/en0****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: User questions. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer****
>>
>> new users questions.  Doesn't bother to tell people how to start the****
>>
>> new "guru-mode", or for that matter, emacs.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts user support policy in motd.****
>>
>> Maintains queue of questions.  Answers them when he gets a chance,****
>>
>> often within two weeks of receipt of the proper form.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Screams at users until they go away.  Sometimes****
>>
>> barters knowledge for powerful drink and/or sycophantic adulation.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until****
>>
>> the user realizes few UNIX systems support punched cards or JCL.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: *Stupid* user questions. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Answers question in hex, binary, postfix,****
>>
>> and/or French until user gives up and goes away.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Locks user's account until user can****
>>
>> present documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the****
>>
>> machine.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC:****
>>
>> # cat >> ~luser/.cshrc****
>>
>> alias vi 'rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z
>> ~/.cshrc'****
>>
>> ^D****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge.****
>>
>> Recruits user to system administration team.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Process accounting management.
>> ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts****
>>
>> scripts to sniff out any problems & compute charges.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Devotes 75% of disk space to****
>>
>> accounting records owned by root and chmod'ed 000.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC:  Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # lpr /etc/wtmp /usr/adm/paact****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Religious war, BSD vs. System V.
>> ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG:  BSD.  Crippled on System V boxes.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: System V.  Horrified by the people who****
>>
>> use BSD.  Places frequent calls to DEA.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes****
>>
>> run quickly.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # cd c:****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Religious war, System V vs. AIX
>> ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
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>> TECHNICAL THUG:  Weeps.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: AIX-- doesn't much care for the OS,****
>>
>> but loves the jackboots.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well****
>>
>> how much Big Financial Institutions love IBM...****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:  AIX.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Balky printer daemons. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Rewrites lpd in FORTH.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts printer use policy in motd.****
>>
>> Calls customer support every time the printer freezes.  Tries to get****
>>
>> user who submitted the most recent job fired.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all****
>>
>> the print queues, and maybe restarts the daemons.  Runs it once a hour***
>> *
>>
>> from cron.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # kill -9 /dev/lp ; /dev/lp &****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: OS upgrade. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Reads source code of new release, takes only****
>>
>> what he likes.  ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Instigates lawsuit against the vendor****
>>
>> for having shipped a product with bugs in it in the first place.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC:  ****
>>
>> # uptime****
>>
>> 1:33pm  up 19 days, 22:49,  167 users,  load average: 6.49, 6.45, 6.31***
>> *
>>
>> # wall****
>>
>> Well, it's upgrade time.  Should take a few hours.  And good luck on that
>> ****
>>
>> 5:00 deadline, guys!  We're all pulling for you!****
>>
>> ^D****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # dd if=/dev/rmt8 of=/vmunix****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Balky mail. ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Rewrites sendmail.cf from scratch.  Rewrites****
>>
>> sendmail in SNOBOL.  Hacks kernel to implement file locking.  Hacks****
>>
>> kernel to implement "better" semaphores.  Rewrites sendmail in****
>>
>> assembly.  Hacks kernel to . . .****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts mail use policy in motd.  Locks****
>>
>> accounts that go over mail use quota.  Keeps quota low enough that****
>>
>> people go back to interoffice mail, thus solving problem.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC:****
>>
>> # kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk '{print $2}'`****
>>
>> # rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*****
>>
>> # wall****
>>
>> Mail is down.  Please use interoffice mail until we have it back up.****
>>
>> ^D****
>>
>> # write max****
>>
>> I've got my boots and backpack.  Ready to leave for Mount Tam?****
>>
>> ^D****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> # echo "HELP!" | mail tech_support.AT.vendor.com%kremvax%bitnet!BIFF!!!**
>> **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- SITUATION: Users want phone list application.
>> ----------------****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk.  Users****
>>
>> give up and go back to post-it notes.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Oracle.  Users give up and go back to****
>>
>> post-it notes.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way****
>>
>> God meant man to keep track of phone numbers.  Users give up and go****
>>
>> back to post-it notes.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:****
>>
>> % dd ibs=80 if=/dev/rdisk001s7 | grep "Fred"****
>>
>> ** **
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>> ** **
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>> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@**
>> **
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>> ** **
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>> OTHER GUIDELINES:****
>>
>> ** **
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>> ** **
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>> ---------------- TYPICAL ROOT .cshrc FILE: ---------------- ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Longer than eight kilobytes.  Sources the****
>>
>> output of a perl script, rewrites itself.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:  Typical lines include:****
>>
>> umask 777****
>>
>> alias cd 'cd \!*; rm -rf ching *hack mille omega rogue xtrek >& /dev/null
>> &'****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC:  Typical lines include:****
>>
>> alias rm 'rm -rf \!*'****
>>
>> alias hose kill -9 '`ps -augxww | grep \!* | awk \'{print $2}\'`'****
>>
>> alias kill 'kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!*'****
>>
>> alias renice 'echo Renice\?  You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \!*'****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT:  Typical lines include:****
>>
>> alias dir ls****
>>
>> alias era rm****
>>
>> alias kitty cat****
>>
>> alias process_table ps****
>>
>> setenv DISPLAY vt100****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- HOBBIES, TECHNICAL: ---------------- ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest.****
>>
>> Optimizes INTERCAL scripts.  Maintains ENIAC emulator.  Virtual****
>>
>> reality .****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bugs office. Audits card-key logs.****
>>
>> Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone conversations.****
>>
>> Listens to police band.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office.****
>>
>> Edits card-key logs.  Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone****
>>
>> conversations.  Jams police band.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Ties shoes.  Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral****
>>
>> converter.  Rereads flowcharts from his salad days at Rand.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- HOBBIES, NONTECHNICAL: ---------------- ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Drinks "Smart Drinks."  Attends raves. Hangs****
>>
>> out at poetry readings and Whole Earth Review events and tries to pick***
>> *
>>
>> up Birkenstock MOTAS.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Reads _Readers Digest_ and _Mein****
>>
>> Kampf_.  Sometimes turns up car radio and sings along to John Denver.****
>>
>> Golfs.  Drinks gin martinis.  Hangs out in yuppie bars and tries to****
>>
>> pick up dominatrixes.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Reads _Utne Reader_ and _Mein Kampf_.  Faithfully****
>>
>> attends Dickies and Ramones concerts.  Punches out people who say****
>>
>> "virtual reality."  Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey,***
>> *
>>
>> Black Bush, and grain alcohol.  Hangs out in neighborhood bars and****
>>
>> tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table .****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Reads _Time_ and _Newsweek_-- and *believes* them.****
>>
>> Drinks Jagermeister.  Tries to pick up close blood relations-- often****
>>
>> succeeds, producting next generation of idiots.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- 1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: ---------------- ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's****
>>
>> book.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only****
>>
>> because he liked Tipper.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Frank Zappa.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Perot.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ---------------- 1996 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: ---------------- ****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL THUG: Richard Stallman - Larry Wall.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Nixon - Buchanan.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIAC: Frank Zappa.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> IDIOT: Quayle.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
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>> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@**
>> **
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>> ** **
>>
>> COMPOUND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS:****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL FASCIST: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to****
>>
>> prevent folk from ever using more than their fair share of system****
>>
>> resources.  Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL MANIAC: Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring****
>>
>> the system, but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords.****
>>
>> Uses nearby nodes as beta test sites for worms.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> TECHNICAL IDIOT: Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or****
>>
>> later do an "rm -rf /".****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> FASCISTIC MANIAC: At first hint of cracker incursions, whether****
>>
>> real or imagined, shuts down system by triggering water-on-the-brain****
>>
>> detectors and Halon system.****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> FASCISTIC IDIOT:  ****
>>
>> # cp /dev/null /etc/passwd****
>>
>> ** **
>>
>> MANIACAL IDIOT:  Napalms the CPU.****
>>
>>     -Stephan Zielinski****
>>
>> ** **
>>
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